Not nearly enough!

Ow, right in the good Dark Matter.

“Thanks, dad!”

“This will be the fifth time I have provided you with your own records of me. And I have become exceedingly efficient at it.”

Doctor: “As you can see here, you fractured your cartilage.”

You: “That’s possible??”

“I only watch Trek that is well written.

Which means I don’t watch ANY Trek!” :)

Eminem does look like Nick Cage’s stunt double.

Braille.

Anything she doesn’t already believe.

Celebrex is the logical evolution of Celebi.

Someone finally figured out Formula 410!

Drank water too fast.

That is glorious.

Really painted a target on his back, didn’t he?

Drebin: “Your makeup is running, you may want to go to the ladies’ room to freshen up.”

Needless to say.

Why they wanted to go to Idaho remains a mystery.

You can’t fool me, that’s a promo still for Succession.

A mousepad covered in r-r-rich cor-r-rinthian leather-r-r.

“Don’t let me leave, Murph!”